Thursday, December 18, 2008

BLAST24: Tweets....at large....









































3amJosh
3amjosh @MCHammer Join us in a live video chat http://www.tokbox.com/conf/... There are tons of us in here!
robkall
robkall @MCHammer and trainers of elite athletes have them rehearse that imagery over and over, so, when they do it for real, it's nothing new
Esbjorn Larsen
esbjornlarsen @MCHammer Very good advise indeed. Works in business too.
HughEMC
HughEMC @MCHammer Man this is tru thats good game.. ima visualize how i lay these MF's down when I run up in the bank Mac Dre style..jk
pcornqueen
pcornqueen @MCHammer Your Tweet is so true, gotta see yourself at the finish line if you truely wanna be there! :)
Bill Marler
BillMarler @MCHammer MC, you ready to star again. Would love to network with you
HipCompass
HipCompass @MCHammer totally agree with this philosophy
Ecomompreneur™
Ecomompreneur @MCHammer Great reminder! Visualization techniques are very powerful. Also keeps you from overthinking which can be a roadblock to execution
jsfalvo
jsfalvo @MCHammer whatever happened to the girls from Oaktown 357?
Scott Schablow
sschablow @MCHammer Cont'd I said: if you can't see it, it won't happen. I began to rally team to see victory (they were 7th seed). They won it all!
jenvargas
jtench
jtench @MCHammer oh, and I was referring to the visualization thing.
Oz Sultan
ozsultan @mchammer and training makes us better and more prolific day by day
nickblaq
nickblaq @MCHammer Whats good Ham? i met u in Vegas @ the Orleans in the movie theater with Sinbad abt 3 yrs ago. good 2 see u on Twitter!
Ed Shaz
NextInstinct @MCHammer I have most success with kids in Little League that will visualize hitting and pitching. Results are often remarkable
Andrew Zarick
A2Z @MCHammer whats your #1 goal right now?
Scott Schablow
sschablow @MCHammer On the way to my son's baseball championship I asked if he thought they would win. He said I can't see that happening. I said:
spacenibber
spacenibber @MCHammer When you focus your mind on a vision, you bend the universe to your will. It is the lord's good pleasure to give you the keys.
HAZIQ
HAZIQ @MCHammer yup. michael phelps wrote his times down b4 he jumped in that olympic water.True story- that papers headed to the smithsonian now!
John David
DivadNhoj1981 Icon_red_lock @MCHammer When I embark on a challenge, I think more about the good of what could happen instead of the bad. Eyes on the prize always.
Daniel W. Johnston
macdaddydwj @MCHammer My best moves on the court have always been when I didn't even know what I was doing, but it just flowed... clear mind and heart
Bradman TV
jtench
jtench @MCHammer Would you elaborate on this by giving us examples of this in your life?
BSDGuyShawn
Maurice Thompson
mightymoebetta @MCHammer true dat...always with something good
James - NLCast
nlcast @MCHammer is following me on Twitter!!! Please Hammer don't hurt um!
Mark Nolan
mahhkk @MCHammer when was the switch from Hammer back to MC Hammer?
Brooke
Brooke27 @mchammer Hi, u should go on dancing with the stars. It would be great to see u on that show.
Viss
Viss @mchammer say.. you wouldn't have any interest in #LATechPaintball, would you?
DriverSide.com
driverside @MCHammer Thanks for adding us, we are based here in the bay so if you ever want to drop in let me know!
Gailyn Williams
Sarafina
ShineOnDown @MCHammer hello there thank you for all the years of great music. plz dont ever stop!!
AJ Thompson
AJThompson Icon_red_lock @MCHammer Did you just call Ted Kennedy is a know-it-all glutton? Sorry - couldn't help myself. The man is honestly great.
peters_web
peters_web @MCHammer I say yes too, to Caroline Kennedy, Senator. Once upon a time, I had hoped that John Jr would one day be prz. http://is.gd/c1WE
mrchristianlaw
JennNull
JennNull @MCHammer I thought it was 'ain't no thang but a chicken wang' ?
Blagica
BlahGeeTsa @mchammer ppl at sargento say hi...its hammer time:)!
cnmoody
cnmoody @mchammer needs an equivalent of the RickRoll. Maybe hammer don't hurt 'em?
Monique
hon3ykitt3n @MCHammer i also say yes to her. When Hilary became senator, they were skeptic of her, but she did fine. Any Kenndy will make New York proud
heykaren
James Robson
salavant @MCHammer I like that metaphor you did there.
heykaren
heykaren @MCHammer Caroline will bring the grace of her mother and the savvy of her dad to that senate seat. Ted Kennedy? Who's that?
kinganyi
kinganyi @MCHammer u say Beverly Hillbillies in reverse.. I say Pursuit of Happyness in reverse
Benjamin Lechlitner
blechlit @MCHammer you can tell by looking at ted :)
famoustwits
famoustwits @MCHammer Bush Snr eat fast food, Bush jnr eat humbl pie, Clinton eat away from home, Obama is host of a great party
klaatu barda nikto
klaatu @MCHammer Chicken Wing? I always thought that old 70s phrase went "Ain't nothin' but a sammitch."
cpaforsb
virtualcfo @MCHammer Just remembered Keep On. I took bankruptcy of my first startup business in 2006 now I help startups as a CPA. Keeping On:)
ღDreamgirl
firedancergirl @MCHammer Well said on the Kennedy's!
wirerat1
wirerat1 @MCHammer that is exactly why Kennedy shouldn't be appointed. We aren't ruled by kings. Clinton, Bush, Kennedy all need to go away.
HAZIQ
HAZIQ @MCHammer chuuuch! Bushes eat good too... tho im not sure how they sleep..lol
Jof Arnold
JofArnold @MCHammer Heard your Soundcloud shout at the Techcrunch event :) Definitely some Hammer fans in the audience
Leslie Irish Evans
LIEvans @MCHammer Yes, but isn't she going up against Andrew Cuomo? He's got some pretty good credentials, too. Big Family Feud there.
TheCareerEngineers
careerengineer @MCHammer This is SO REAL...and so TRUE. The Decisions that impact the MOST people are done "At the dinner table" of a FEW People.
Michael Murdock
docmurdock @MCHammer Yo! Break out some filet mignon and some DOM for the BBQ! Oh and get that girl to put some RAIDERS Football on the projector! :)
cdwebb
cdwebb @MCHammer They may eat good, but it's nice to see some folks that could eat at your house as well.
joshua arnao
joshuaarnao @MCHammer they eat alot better than most
Alex Walters
Pj Perez
pjperez @MCHammer Obama and Clinton in the White House, another Kennedy in the Senate? It's a Democrat's wet dream if it happens.
Mark Tracy
Mr. Incognito
GFTD1 Icon_red_lock @MCHammer fixin' to turn this mother out and do some real work today... after I input these 25 clients
James Robson
salavant @MCHammer I like that metaphor you did there.
heykaren
heykaren @MCHammer Caroline will bring the grace of her mother and the savvy of her dad to that senate seat. Ted Kennedy? Who's that?
kinganyi
kinganyi @MCHammer u say Beverly Hillbillies in reverse.. I say Pursuit of Happyness in reverse
Benjamin Lechlitner
blechlit @MCHammer you can tell by looking at ted :)
famoustwits
famoustwits @MCHammer Bush Snr eat fast food, Bush jnr eat humbl pie, Clinton eat away from home, Obama is host of a great party
klaatu barda nikto
klaatu @MCHammer Chicken Wing? I always thought that old 70s phrase went "Ain't nothin' but a sammitch."
cpaforsb
virtualcfo @MCHammer Just remembered Keep On. I took bankruptcy of my first startup business in 2006 now I help startups as a CPA. Keeping On:)
ღDreamgirl
firedancergirl @MCHammer Well said on the Kennedy's!
wirerat1
wirerat1 @MCHammer that is exactly why Kennedy shouldn't be appointed. We aren't ruled by kings. Clinton, Bush, Kennedy all need to go away.
HAZIQ
HAZIQ @MCHammer chuuuch! Bushes eat good too... tho im not sure how they sleep..lol
Jof Arnold
JofArnold @MCHammer Heard your Soundcloud shout at the Techcrunch event :) Definitely some Hammer fans in the audience
Leslie Irish Evans
LIEvans @MCHammer Yes, but isn't she going up against Andrew Cuomo? He's got some pretty good credentials, too. Big Family Feud there.
TheCareerEngineers
careerengineer @MCHammer This is SO REAL...and so TRUE. The Decisions that impact the MOST people are done "At the dinner table" of a FEW People.
Michael Murdock
docmurdock @MCHammer Yo! Break out some filet mignon and some DOM for the BBQ! Oh and get that girl to put some RAIDERS Football on the projector! :)
cdwebb
cdwebb @MCHammer They may eat good, but it's nice to see some folks that could eat at your house as well.
joshua arnao
joshuaarnao @MCHammer they eat alot better than most
Alex Walters
Pj Perez
pjperez @MCHammer Obama and Clinton in the White House, another Kennedy in the Senate? It's a Democrat's wet dream if it happens.
Mark Tracy
Mr. Incognito
GFTD1 Icon_red_lock @MCHammer fixin' to turn this mother out and do some real work today... after I input these 25 clients
Mary Smaragdis
MMaryMary @MCHammer Hallelujah from the Amen Chorus on Caroline Kennedy.
designcurve
designcurve Icon_red_lock @MCHammer I haven't heard that in forever and a day. Nice! I'm going to have to work that into my meeting at the office today... LOL
Ben
benja @MCHammer I like Caroline too. She is solid. Run tell dat!
Margaret
LexusEvents @MCHammer I found it funny that folks says that she dont have any experience, whole family is political, what do u think they talked about?
frankmorrison
frankmorrison @MCHammer it's better then Fran for senate, LOL
shanna
shannatrenholm @MCHammer Why, MC? Please tell us why :)
GailTravel
GailTravel @MCHammer U know they're mad b/c Caroline didn't pay her "dues" to the political machine!
Liza Sabater
blogdiva @MCHammer that's because you don't live in NYC :D the politics behind her are a bit ... ahem ... ugly :-/
Oh So Rad
_ohsorad @MCHammer what about fran drescher?
Lez Girl in the City
Lipstick_NYC Icon_red_lock @MCHammer gotta love Hammer! I grew up listening to ya...hammer pants and all (just black ones not the shiny ones LOL)
HAZIQ
Dasit
fluffy
fluffy @MCHammer So how do you keep up with twitter with your nearly 12,000 follows? I have a hard enough time keeping up with my 45!
Saskwatch
saskwatch @MCHAMMER I think the Senior Adult Hip-Hop Choir owes you a royalty check, seriously. http://is.gd/6LVK
Michael Mealling
mmealling @MCHammer it does feel a bit like 1975 doesn't it?
Zach Monroe
Steven Klassen
mrxinu Icon_red_lock @MCHammer That's funny re: nice words. I heard someone on the radio that sounded like you and then he swore. "Nope, that ain't the hammer."
StageHypnotistSimone
KingofSway @MCHammer how can I help you, MC. Peace, Stage Hypnotist Simone
DJ Skyy
djskyy1 Icon_red_lock @MCHammer thanks for the words of wisdom, im doing my best
Tyler Humphrey
Chris Harrington
chrisharrington @mchammer I was a worker, and you were the boss, Now I'm gettin' paid and you're takin' the loss -sorry I had to do it - in my head all a.m.
Don Vanco
VancoD @MCHammer Proven fact: those who spend time "visualizing" free-throws in B-ball make more free-throws - can't recall 4 sure but think 15-20%
HappyTown08
HappyTown08 @MCHammer Phelps - hometown B'more Boy!
Beth
boadiccea_13 @MCHammer: you're right about the visualization. Thx for the reminder!
Mochalight
Mochalight @mchammer check out www.thedogyears.com...My husband wrote, drew, and creates the webpage...Tell me what you think
Sassafras
sassy001 @MCHammer Michael Phelps is like a bullet in the water. I've not seen anything like it.
K R Bankston
KRBTheAuthor @MCHammer sadly this is so true, and it has affected, infected, and hurt so many people to the point of walking away from God
Peter Coffin
petercoffin @MCHammer Man, is that the truth! Love of religion has FAR surpassed love of God.
Brad Schwarzenbach
SchwarzenbachB @MCHammer Any thoughts on Holyfield/Valuev on Saturday?
DomainBELL
DomainBELL @MCHammer -- "michael phelps wrote his times" - - - what does that mean ?? What did he write ?? ..
Sandi
howelegant @MCHammer The word has a way of cutting sometimes... The beauty is, no scars, just healing!
Hevewae
Hevewae Icon_red_lock @MCHammer That's deep.. Each scripture tell is story & truth @ the same time. If u really see it, the bible event explian today times.
kittskrafts
kittskrafts @MCHammer "...O Lord: I said, Thou art my refuge and my portion in the land of the living." Psalm 142:5
jedipastorken
jedipastorken @MCHammer Good thought. We all need to be kept sharp, "Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." Pro 27:17, especially us pastors
Claudia Joy MacCloud
ClaudiaMacCloud @MCHammer @complano tried to look this twitterer's page says ''doesnt exist" ?
Daniel Lackey
Em Spitale
spitale @MCHammer we did a visual walk through of every crew race in college. Anything is possible if you can beat your own mind at its own game! !
//de who is 9 Keme
9Keme @MCHammer Very interesting verse. I am reminded the right hand is connected to the left side of the brain which is said to be in travail now
Tonia Sanders
DomainBELL
DomainBELL @MCHammer -- thank you for sharing the verse
B-Double
YrFavWhiteBoy @MCHammer I'm surprised to hear you would ever lack motivation.
AlanLamb
Jay
sellphone @MCHammer What the mind of man can conceive and believe, the man can achieve!
albull
albull Icon_red_lock @MCHammer Is so cool it makes my teeth hurt. Keep it real yo and other hip slogans. Word.
Shorty Awards
shortyawards @MCHammer, you were nominated by @PetLvr (and 6 others) for a #music Shorty Award http://bit.ly/HOXF
cashflowdolla
cashflowdolla @MCHammer i got a movie that goes with exactly what your sayin hit me up myspace.com/cashflowdolla
HughEMC
HughEMC @MCHammer Righteous U know I stayed up the block from Ace Juice and new big Dante' from the block
Bill Barnett
bb42 @MCHammer That's real-world magic (effect of visualization). Ever read _the artists way_?
HughEMC
HughEMC @MCHammer Yeah I am but just 2 get a good mid range dubble digit lick ya know 30 or 50 g a be cool not 2 much(lol u know im messin' wit u)
jtench
jtench @MCHammer that's cool! as a professional photographer if I visualize how a photo session will be, it normally comes out just as I visualize
MeHeatherD
MeHeatherD @mchammer-thanx for the advice on visualization. I'm going to use that to succeed tommorrow.
Samantha KaiNe
SDotKaine Icon_red_lock @MCHammer Isn't that the truth! I just had a 2 hour conversation with a friend explaining the same logic. :)
Val
busymommaval @MCHammer absolutely, I dreamed of doing every hurdle, every spike perfect every night. Works in every part of life ;)
Lucas Myers
mmilam25
mmilam25 @MCHammer Tell that to the Chicago Bears who keep seeing themsleves lose.
Andy Wilczak
drewzak @MCHammer It isn't that- visualizing something makes one believe they are capable of doing it, not reflexively, but actively.
aaron m fraser
amfraser_com @MCHammer in constant training for the play.
Michael Krigsman
mkrigsman @MCHammer Visualizing the video and choreography is integral when you write music?
Carlton Flowers
carltonf @MCHammer dude, that is so true. If u cant accomplish it mentally 1st, u wont see it come 2 pass. I need 2 hear that over & over myself. thx
catbrewer
catbrewer @MCHammer - I think this applies to everything in life!!!
B-Double
YrFavWhiteBoy @MCHammer I'm surprised to hear you would ever lack motivation.
AlanLamb
Jay
sellphone @MCHammer What the mind of man can conceive and believe, the man can achieve!
albull
albull Icon_red_lock @MCHammer Is so cool it makes my teeth hurt. Keep it real yo and other hip slogans. Word.
Shorty Awards
shortyawards @MCHammer, you were nominated by @PetLvr (and 6 others) for a #music Shorty Award http://bit.ly/HOXF
cashflowdolla
cashflowdolla @MCHammer i got a movie that goes with exactly what your sayin hit me up myspace.com/cashflowdolla
HughEMC
HughEMC @MCHammer Righteous U know I stayed up the block from Ace Juice and new big Dante' from the block
Bill Barnett
bb42 @MCHammer That's real-world magic (effect of visualization). Ever read _the artists way_?
HughEMC
HughEMC @MCHammer Yeah I am but just 2 get a good mid range dubble digit lick ya know 30 or 50 g a be cool not 2 much(lol u know im messin' wit u)
jtench
jtench @MCHammer that's cool! as a professional photographer if I visualize how a photo session will be, it normally comes out just as I visualize
MeHeatherD
MeHeatherD @mchammer-thanx for the advice on visualization. I'm going to use that to succeed tommorrow.
Samantha KaiNe
SDotKaine Icon_red_lock @MCHammer Isn't that the truth! I just had a 2 hour conversation with a friend explaining the same logic. :)
Val
busymommaval @MCHammer absolutely, I dreamed of doing every hurdle, every spike perfect every night. Works in every part of life ;)
Lucas Myers
mmilam25
mmilam25 @MCHammer Tell that to the Chicago Bears who keep seeing themsleves lose.
Andy Wilczak
drewzak @MCHammer It isn't that- visualizing something makes one believe they are capable of doing it, not reflexively, but actively.
aaron m fraser
amfraser_com @MCHammer in constant training for the play.
Michael Krigsman
mkrigsman @MCHammer Visualizing the video and choreography is integral when you write music?
Carlton Flowers
carltonf @MCHammer dude, that is so true. If u cant accomplish it mentally 1st, u wont see it come 2 pass. I need 2 hear that over & over myself. thx
catbrewer
catbrewer @MCHammer - I think this applies to everything in life!!!
Mary Smaragdis
MMaryMary @MCHammer Hallelujah from the Amen Chorus on Caroline Kennedy.
designcurve
designcurve Icon_red_lock @MCHammer I haven't heard that in forever and a day. Nice! I'm going to have to work that into my meeting at the office today... LOL
Ben
benja @MCHammer I like Caroline too. She is solid. Run tell dat!
Margaret
LexusEvents @MCHammer I found it funny that folks says that she dont have any experience, whole family is political, what do u think they talked about?
frankmorrison
frankmorrison @MCHammer it's better then Fran for senate, LOL
shanna
shannatrenholm @MCHammer Why, MC? Please tell us why :)
GailTravel
GailTravel @MCHammer U know they're mad b/c Caroline didn't pay her "dues" to the political machine!
Liza Sabater
blogdiva @MCHammer that's because you don't live in NYC :D the politics behind her are a bit ... ahem ... ugly :-/
Oh So Rad
_ohsorad @MCHammer what about fran drescher?
Lez Girl in the City
Lipstick_NYC Icon_red_lock @MCHammer gotta love Hammer! I grew up listening to ya...hammer pants and all (just black ones not the shiny ones LOL)
HAZIQ
Dasit
fluffy
fluffy @MCHammer So how do you keep up with twitter with your nearly 12,000 follows? I have a hard enough time keeping up with my 45!
Saskwatch
saskwatch @MCHAMMER I think the Senior Adult Hip-Hop Choir owes you a royalty check, seriously. http://is.gd/6LVK
Michael Mealling
mmealling @MCHammer it does feel a bit like 1975 doesn't it?
Zach Monroe
Steven Klassen
mrxinu Icon_red_lock @MCHammer That's funny re: nice words. I heard someone on the radio that sounded like you and then he swore. "Nope, that ain't the hammer."
StageHypnotistSimone
KingofSway @MCHammer how can I help you, MC. Peace, Stage Hypnotist Simone
DJ Skyy
djskyy1 Icon_red_lock @MCHammer thanks for the words of wisdom, im doing my best
Tyler Humphrey
Mary Smaragdis
MMaryMary @MCHammer Hallelujah from the Amen Chorus on Caroline Kennedy.
designcurve
designcurve Icon_red_lock @MCHammer I haven't heard that in forever and a day. Nice! I'm going to have to work that into my meeting at the office today... LOL
Ben
benja @MCHammer I like Caroline too. She is solid. Run tell dat!
Margaret
LexusEvents @MCHammer I found it funny that folks says that she dont have any experience, whole family is political, what do u think they talked about?
frankmorrison
frankmorrison @MCHammer it's better then Fran for senate, LOL
shanna
shannatrenholm @MCHammer Why, MC? Please tell us why :)
GailTravel
GailTravel @MCHammer U know they're mad b/c Caroline didn't pay her "dues" to the political machine!
Liza Sabater
blogdiva @MCHammer that's because you don't live in NYC :D the politics behind her are a bit ... ahem ... ugly :-/
Oh So Rad
_ohsorad @MCHammer what about fran drescher?
Lez Girl in the City
Lipstick_NYC Icon_red_lock @MCHammer gotta love Hammer! I grew up listening to ya...hammer pants and all (just black ones not the shiny ones LOL)
HAZIQ
Dasit
fluffy
fluffy @MCHammer So how do you keep up with twitter with your nearly 12,000 follows? I have a hard enough time keeping up with my 45!
Saskwatch
saskwatch @MCHAMMER I think the Senior Adult Hip-Hop Choir owes you a royalty check, seriously. http://is.gd/6LVK
Michael Mealling
mmealling @MCHammer it does feel a bit like 1975 doesn't it?
Zach Monroe
Steven Klassen
mrxinu Icon_red_lock @MCHammer That's funny re: nice words. I heard someone on the radio that sounded like you and then he swore. "Nope, that ain't the hammer."
StageHypnotistSimone
KingofSway @MCHammer how can I help you, MC. Peace, Stage Hypnotist Simone
DJ Skyy
djskyy1 Icon_red_lock @MCHammer thanks for the words of wisdom, im doing my best
Tyler Humphrey
Angela
VibeA Icon_red_lock @MCHammer Have a safe flight:)
TechFrog (Jim)
TechFrog @MCHammer Damn you hammer now I want Roscoes Chicken n Waffles
JimmyRobbins
JimmyRobbins @MCHammer I believe the Beverly Hillbillies were originally from Branson, MO. Hahaha.
arnell70508
arnell70508 @MCHammer Everybody's pocketbooks must be getting hard. Rodeo Drive?
Chip McComb
rocketchip @MCHammer move to Indianapolis... if you won't miss the sun, ocean, and mountains.
santagati
Jennifer Phelps
BuckPimpette77 @MCHammer I thought it was AIN'T NO THANG BUT A CHICKEN WANG
Liv
LadyLiv @mchammer... i can dig it! its all the way live! lol
Steven Klassen
marcegaral
theobell
Roxanne Diana
RoxanneDiana @MCHammer re: Chicken Wing slang... my hairdresser says that all the time, and I thought she made it up! Ha!
mscrismusic
mscrismusic @MCHammer lol... i remember that and i was born in the late 80s. how bout "im all that and a big chips" or "can i get fries wit that shake"
LadyLauraSmith
LadyLauraSmith Icon_red_lock @MCHammer Thought it was ain't nothin but a chicken wang. ?
Bill Mitchell
askbillmitchell @MCHammer Funny, I think Barry Zito said the same thing when he left Oakland.
themba
themba @MCHammer exactly.. "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing" with thing and wing sounding more like "thang" and "wang."
theobamafeed
theobamafeed @MCHammer I know u helped out a lot of folk in the past.could you spare a 7 spot ($7.00).get u 5 hot Obama Ameri.. http://tinyurl.com/6j6m9y
Kimberly Bock
Kimberly_Bock @MCHammer Im almost 40. Never heard that before. Aint nothing but a chicken wing??
B.
bii @MCHammer /70s slang, chicken wing/ Ooh. First I remember hearing that phrase was in a lyric of Imani Coppola's "Legend Of A Cowgirl".
matsonian
matsonian @MCHammer "What it is... What it is"

1 comment:

buhsem said...

OP. DR. TEOMAN DOĞAN
ESTETİK PLASTİK CERRAHİ UZMANI
estetik,burun estetiği, göğüs estetiği, plastik cerrahi

Estetik cerrahi sohbetleri

“En muzur sorular”

Biliyorsunuz estetik cerrahi artık çok popüler oldu. Ayıplar kalktı, burun estetiği sonrası alçılı burunlar ile alışverişe çıkmak neredeyse “havalı” oldu. Biz estetik cerrahlara da ilgi dorukta. Her ortamda köşelere çekilip soru yağmuruna tutuluyoruz. Lütfen yanlış anlaşılmasın, hiç şikâyetçi değilim bu durumdan. İşte en hoşuma giden sorular ve bu sporular etrafında gelişen sohbetlerden bazıları: Estetik cerrahi, Estetik

* “Ben aslında estetiğe karşıyım” diye başlayan sorular, favorim. göğüs estetiği

Bazen, “Evet ben de karşıyım” diyorum (!)… estetik

* Eşimin haberi olmadan göğüslerime silikon taktırsam ne olur?” ya da “Şu yağları alsanız eşim anlar mı?” sorusu da zor bir soru.

“Anlamazsa eşinizi lütfen boşayın” demek en dürüst yaklaşım olur ama her zaman bu kadar açık sözlü olamıyor insan. estetik

* “Ben kaç yaşındayım sizce?” estetik

Bu cevap vermeyeceğim diye tövbe ettiğim bir sorudur Estetik. Eğer doğru söylersem büyük bir alınganlık oluyor, hele ki fazla söylersem yandım. Ama tersi olur da genç bir yaş ağzımdan çıkarsa bu seferde işe yaramaz bir plastik cerrah olduğum düşünülüyor. Gerçi bu gene de size küsülmesinden daha iyi. estetik

* “Çok genç gözüküyorsunuz, kaç yaşındasınız, kaç ameliyat yaptınız?” estetik

Kırkıma geliyorum estetik. Her on senede 10 kilo alıyorum ve artık sörf yaparken bile yaşlandığımı hissediyorum. Oğlum baba “Başın niye kel ?” diyor. Ameliyatlar, kaç ameliyat yaptım ben de bilemiyorum Estetik Cerrahi. Binlerce. Bazen düşünüyorum, ne kadar çok ama ne kadar kadar çok insanı ameliyat ettim. Depremden sonra bir tek günde irili ufaklı 12 ameliyat yapmıştım. Genç gözükmek yine de iyi bir şey. Bu sorudan memnunum.

* “Teomancım sence benim göbeğime estetik lazım mı?”

Uzun bir masa, bir akşam yemeği, gayet nezih bir restoran. Soruda bir sorun yok, sadece bir hanımın göbeğini burada açması ilgi çekiyor. Sanki herkes bize bakıp beni tanıyor ve “cık cık” yapıyor gibi hissediyorum.

* “Sizde Burun estetiği var mı?

Yorum yok!

* “Amerika’dan mı geldiniz?”

Efendim ben bütün ihtisasımı burada, ülkemde yaptım, diplomalarımı hep buradan aldım. Sadece belli dönemlerde gittim Amerika’ya, iyi bulduğum büyük hocaların yanına gittim, belli konuları özellikle öğrenmek için. Her seferinde de ülkeme geri geldim.

* “Eşinize estetik yaptınız mı?”

Hayır ihtiyacı yok.

* “Ben sizin anneniz olsam bana bu estetik ameliyatını önerir miydiniz?”

Evet önerirdim. Prensip olarak anneme önermeyeceğim hiç bir şeyi size de önermem. estetik

* “Hangi ünlüleri ameliyat ettiniz? N’olur söyleyin bakın aramızda kalacak”.

Bu genellikle röportaj sorusudur ve teyp ya da kamera basbayağı açıktır estetik. Cevabım da sabittir. “Ünlülerde insan, onların da hasta mahremiyetleri var. Nasıl size söylerim? Sakın yanlış anlamayın aramızda kalacağına elbette eminim.” estetik

* “Hangi ünlüleri güzel buluyorsunuz, örneğin X in dudakları sizce altın oranlara uyuyor mu?” Estetik

Eyvah. Ben genellikle bu ünlüyü tanımıyor olurum. Muhtemelen ben ameliyattayken ünlenmiştir ve ben yine ameliyattayken çeşitli skandallar ve aşk üçgenleri içerisinde ünü pekişmiştir. Hülya Koçyiğit, diyorum bu soruya Estetik. Benim en çok beğendiğim ünlü o. Hele ki en eski filmlerinden birisini seyrederseniz bir insanın ne kadar güzel olabileceğine hayret edebilirsiniz. Aynı şey Cüneyt Arkın’ın en erken filmleri için de geçerli. Gerçekten mükemmel! Estetik

* “Benim burnum ameliyatlı mı? Bakalım bilebilecek misiniz?” Estetik

Bu da tövbe ettiğim bir soru. Evet derseniz sizden nefret edilecektir, hayır cevabı ise listeden silinmenize neden olur.

* “Ben estetik burun estetiği yaptıracağım, kimi tavsiye edersiniz?”

Çok moral bozucu bir soru. Güvenilmemek, hatta yok farz edilmek çok zor. “Sizi Amerika’ da yanında çalıştığım hocam var ona yollayayım” diyorum, “dünyanın en iyisidir”. Bu cevapla bir derece durum düzelebiliyor.

* “Bütün estetikli burunları ben anlıyorum, hepsi çok kötü”.

Peki ya anlayamadıklarınız da varsa? Belki çevrenizde ki birçok insanın burnu ameliyat edilmiş ama siz fark etmiyorsunuz.

* “Ben estetik botoksa karşıyım”. “Neden karşısınız? , “Çünkü maske gibi yüzleri oluyor, hemen anlıyorum ben”.

Peki Estetik botokslu olduklarını nereden biliyorsunuz? Belki bu gördüğünüz ve beğenmediğiniz yüz şeklinin botoks ile ilgisi yok, ki gerçekten de yok. Bana kızıyorlar. “Yok yok var, ben biliyorum, maske yüz oluyor” cevabını alıyorum genellikle. Bu safhada bir şey söyleyemiyorum.

Mesleğimi çok seviyorum. Herhalde başka hiç bir işi bu hevesle yapamazdım ve estetik plastik cerrah olmasam kendimi eksik hissederdim. Sadece yaptığımız bu işin bilimsel temelleri olduğunu ve gerçekten çok emek vererek bu yere gelebildiğimizi anlatamamak bazen zor oluyor. Ama bu da bizim işimizin bir parçası. Siz yine de bana sormak istediğiniz her şeyi sorun estetik . Sorunuzun içten ve gerçek olacağını biliyorum. Ameliyattan başımı ilk aldığım zaman sizi cevaplayacağım. teoman doğan