There are only two good things that ever came out of Milwaukee, Mr. Hammer: cheese and Happy Days. And you sure ain't about the cheese. Nobody says, "Hey Hammer. Pass me a slice of colby."
Maybe you could get them to remake Happy Days while you're in town. They'd only need one actor because you're smarter than Richie, funnier than Ralph Malph, you sing better than Potsy, and you're cooler than the Fonz. They could call it Hammer Days, and you could totally just chill at Arnolds with all those babes from that Weezer video. And you could mack on Mrs. Cunningham, who was pretty foxy in her day. I bet they'd make you an honourary member of the Leopard Lodge and everything.
And because I have the Happy Days DVD box set, we can totally watch it all day in my basement and you can point out all the cool places you've been.
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There are only two good things that ever came out of Milwaukee, Mr. Hammer: cheese and Happy Days. And you sure ain't about the cheese. Nobody says, "Hey Hammer. Pass me a slice of colby."
Maybe you could get them to remake Happy Days while you're in town. They'd only need one actor because you're smarter than Richie, funnier than Ralph Malph, you sing better than Potsy, and you're cooler than the Fonz. They could call it Hammer Days, and you could totally just chill at Arnolds with all those babes from that Weezer video. And you could mack on Mrs. Cunningham, who was pretty foxy in her day. I bet they'd make you an honourary member of the Leopard Lodge and everything.
And because I have the Happy Days DVD box set, we can totally watch it all day in my basement and you can point out all the cool places you've been.
OK< I can only DO this, b/c I am speechless:
"big fox-whistles" going out to MC< and TNeil!! owlie.. looking smooth guys...
with loving kindness,
North
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