I don't know what "text'n" is. Do you mean Texan? Hammer, Texas Ranger? Do you know how wicked that would be? Just you walking around town in a 10 gallon cowboy hat keeping the peace, like Kool Moe Dee in that Wild Wild West video.
So here's how it would go down. Every episode could end with you busting into the drug house and capturing the bad guy. I think we could use my house for this, and I have a false mustache that I would wear so I'd look like a crazy drug guy. Plus I think my neighbour has some pot if we need realism or whatever. Then, instead of a roundhouse kick to the head, we'll have a dance-off! I'll pull some crazy breaks and stuff, then you can drop the bomb and I'll be, like, "Whoa! I'm totally captured!" But then I'll escape on some technicality like you didn't read me miranda or something so we can do it again next week. I'll have my mad scientists hook me up with bionic shoes or something.
I'm full of these fresh ideas, man. And they're all yours if you come hang out in my basement. We can even watch Invincible Kung Fu Legs, the best kung fu movie ever, if I can figure out how to hook up my DVD player.
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I don't know what "text'n" is. Do you mean Texan? Hammer, Texas Ranger? Do you know how wicked that would be? Just you walking around town in a 10 gallon cowboy hat keeping the peace, like Kool Moe Dee in that Wild Wild West video.
So here's how it would go down. Every episode could end with you busting into the drug house and capturing the bad guy. I think we could use my house for this, and I have a false mustache that I would wear so I'd look like a crazy drug guy. Plus I think my neighbour has some pot if we need realism or whatever. Then, instead of a roundhouse kick to the head, we'll have a dance-off! I'll pull some crazy breaks and stuff, then you can drop the bomb and I'll be, like, "Whoa! I'm totally captured!" But then I'll escape on some technicality like you didn't read me miranda or something so we can do it again next week. I'll have my mad scientists hook me up with bionic shoes or something.
I'm full of these fresh ideas, man. And they're all yours if you come hang out in my basement. We can even watch Invincible Kung Fu Legs, the best kung fu movie ever, if I can figure out how to hook up my DVD player.
LOL Deron thanks for making me laugh. That was funny.
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